★★ ScanMaster ★★ app for iPhone and iPad
Developer: Works Out
First release : 02 Apr 2009
App size: 1.41 Mb
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The ScanMaster 9000 is the first application developed for the iPhone using nth generation 3d facial analysis technology used by the NSA, CIA, and TSA for advanced analysis of facial features and microexpressions in your friends photos to determine the probability your friends and associates are afflicted by personality traits, disorders, and/or dangerous psychosis.*
Dont get caught off guard, know now if your boyfriend or girlfriend is on the verge of snapping and going spider monkey on you. Be warned if the man of your dreams is on the down-low. Is that hot-chick in the bar really a chick???
ScanMaster 9000 scans any photo analyzing hundreds of distinct algorithmic facial measurements and makes a personality determination in seconds.
HOW MUCH IS YOUR PEACE OF MIND WORTH TO YOU? 19.99? 29.99? NO. Order today for only .99 and get ScanMaster 9000 with EarlyWarningTM detection and learn in seconds if your crazy uncle is really a psycho killer, or if the coworker in the next cubicle with the random eye twitch is really a terrorist.
Recommended for people that like: iWobble, Xray, iFart, StacheTastic, etc.
*none of the technology statements in this description are true. ScanMaster 9000 is for entertainment purposes only – fun for members of either sex.